Another installment in the series-reprinted from Esquire Magazine. But the woman is my own choice from Asia Sirens!
A lady asks a man at a bar what he's drinking. "Magic Beer," he says.
"What's so magic about it?" she asks. He gets up and flies around the room.
The lady says, "I'll have what he's having." Then she climbs to the roof, jumps, and falls to her death.
The bartender looks at the guy and says, "Superman, you're such a jerk when you're drunk."
